Yes, this is paradise, beautiful beaches, awesome snorkeling,
colorful people, but if you're a worm with a spastic colon or just a
regular person caught around town with a need to go... public bathrooms
are an issue. For the most part there is no hot water in public
bathrooms and they are almost always filthy.... even for a guy called
worm. The worst bathrooms on this island are ... K*C even the dining area
reeks of urine. Sub*** offered it's customers brown paper towels for two
weeks in a row, instead of toilet paper. McDo****'s gives you a 50/50
shot at having tp, if there is none... they only have blow driers so
you're uh... out of luck!! The Marina has bat feces and bugs
littering toilets and sinks, their marina live aboards are given a cold
shower in a mildewed stall that hasn't been cleaned in years. The guys
have a garden hose to shower under and a disgusting urinal that hasn't
worked in years. The award for worst public bathroom is the bathroom in town by an old
restaurant. No running water, No electricity, No
toilet seat.. toilet's full of poop and stuff because it doesn't flush, unmentionable things cover the walls and floor. I know it's not meant
to be used but it's often left unlocked and people go in there (you know
who you are)
The best public bathroom goes to the hardware store. I know Worm
often goes out of his way to enjoy their fine facilities. His ultimate
favorite pit stop is a prominent business downtown where the upstairs
bathroom offers magazines and clean surroundings, where a worm can
defecate in peace for hours at a time....
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